Super 25 – Cat Dastardly

The robot is tough, the cats even tougher.

The robot is tough, the cats even tougher.

Before becoming the foremost villain of his era, Cat Dastardly was a dirty kitten living in the alley behind Menlo Park.

His formative years were spent being kicked out of nice Italian restaurants, having firecrackers tossed at him by naughty school children, and sleeping in garbage cans.

He took each of these insults to heart.

But how could Edison have known, when he selected this particular gray stray as the subject for his latest experiment, the true nature of the beast.  The pure blackness of his grey heart.

Had Tom only known surely he would’ve picked that haggard looking tabby that wouldn’t stop rubbing up against his leg instead and the world would have been spared the furry – sorry fury – of Cat Dastardly!

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Super 24 – Biclops

This is my club. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This is my club. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Biclops was born a triclops, into a family of cyclopes.  It was hard for him growing up.  He didn’t fit in anywhere until a camping accident, with a smores stick, took his third eye.

Now just a biclops, he knew he could finally live among the mortals without ridicule.  So he changed his name, to Biclops of course, packed his club, and ran away from home.

But having grown up with a family of cyclopes, he didn’t realize that normal people aren’t 12 foot tall.  He ended up working for the circus, after telephone pole installer fell through.

Now he’s doing his best to make ends meet and to try and procure some unicorn meat… turns out it’s really hard to come by when living with the mortals.

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Super 23 – Miss Conception

You're due for a beating.

You’re due for a beating.

It would be a misconception to believe that Miss Conception’s name is Miss Conception because she’s pregnant.  She’s named Miss Conception because she has the ability to manipulate the thought process of the people around her.

So if you suddenly have the strange notion that maybe you shouldn’t be robbing the bank you’re already in the process of robbing, you might be under the spell of Miss Conception.

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Super 22- Restore

Restore

I got your back up

Restore is a member of BIOS and the guy you want when things go terribly wrong. The cool thing about being a sentient program is that when you get deleted that doesn’t necessarily mean the end. Restore is the guy who will find your save point and bring you back. He can’t always guarantee all of your memories, but he’ll save you from being wiped. There are rumors that he’s been working with Feedback to find earlier save points for the members of Malware so that he can bring them back into the team.

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Super 21- Surge

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I was into that band before that band was a band

Surge would be the leader of Malware if they allowed anyone to claim that title, but they won’t. He’s super fast and able to process data almost before he’s collected it. When he sets his mind to it he can crash almost any system by overloading them with requesting and then breaking through their defenses.

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Super 20- Power Up

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Stop doing that evil evil doer

As leader of BIOS, Power Up is a classic super hero. He’s the guy that isn’t even a guy, but does the right thing because it’s right. He doesn’t have any angst or second thoughts about facing off against Malware because they are bad guys and he’s a good guy. He’s powerful, courageous and everything a man should be- except he’s a program.

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Super 19- Breaker

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Like the surf crashing against the beach

Breaker is another member of Malware. He was close friends with Power Up and worked to keep the systems safe against power surges or viruses by shutting them down in time. He quit BIOS when a user blew away his brother Fuse, and he has been locked in deadly combat with Power Up ever since.

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Super 18- Feedback

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I’m listening

Feedback is the heart and soul of BIOS. She and Power Up are what you might call an item. She forms the link between the user and the programs. She is always glad to see you, always a good listener and knows just what to say. While Power Up would delete all of the Malware programs, Feedback would like to help them come back into the fold.

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Super 17- Jolt

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Back off unless you want some fry with that

Jolt is the first super entry that is a member of a team. She’s part of the group called Malware. Malware is a group of sentient programs that were unhappy with the way that they were being treated as slaves by users.

As former members of BIOS each of these sentient programs is imbued with intelligence and power. Jolt is not human, but she is sentient and anyone who wants to face up against her on the Turing test should be prepared to be unplugged.

Her special power is the ability to use the computer to attack the user with electrical shocks. This can also be used to shut down systems as well, but that’s really Breaker’s speciality (you’ll see him later).

Also the style is inspired by Stephen Silver- he’s the guy that designed Kim Possible and Danny Phantom and you should totally check out his site http://silvertoons.com/

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Super 16- Consta Tina

Consta Tina

Why don’t you come up and see me some time?

She’s a super with an explosive personality. Consta Tina doesn’t need a wire to detonate explosives. All she just has to do is think about it and she can create a boom small enough to put bubble in your drink or big enough to ruin your humvee. Consta doesn’t consider herself to be a high maintenance girl, but you have got to believe that she will not let things slide.

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