Super 31- Sponge The Absorber

Sponge

Sponge was born during a rare lunar eclipse to a Presbyterian Minister/Carnival Owner and a brilliant physicist in front of the fortune telling machine at the fair. Everyone expected him to be different, but no one expected how different. Being a world-renowned expert on dark matter (and having handled some while she was pregnant), Sponge’s mother was the first to note that her baby seemed to form a sort of black hole that absorbed all electromagnetic radiation as well as sound waves, scent- well really everything. His father gave him the name Sponge The Absorber because it’s hard for a showman not to be a little over the top.

Sponge’s family learned to communicate with him using a sort of shadow puppet sign language and it quickly became apparent that he absorbed wisdom, knowledge and memories as quickly (and permanently) as he did everything else. Sponge has learned to control his power, but when he loses concentration he does tend to suck up things that are too close.

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Super 30- Meta

Super  Hero

I see you there sugar.

Today’s super is Meta. She’s got an exoskeleton that fits into an exoskeleton that fits into an exoskeleton, that fits into an exoskeleton, that fit’s into an exoskeleton, and some say that she has another exoskeleton that that one fits into to. She is super intelligent and resourceful and she is the only Super that has figured out that she is the creation of a high school teacher. She uses this knowledge to her advantage and whenever she gets into a pinch just changes the rules. It’s a good thing that she has a sweet nature and loves goodness.

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Super 29 – Transit

Don't make that face, it'll freeze that way.

Don’t make that face, it’ll freeze that way.

Transit, short for Transition, is a shape changing Superhero who can alter her form, and color, even her mass. However she can’t hold an altered state for longer then a few hours without intense concentration and some major physical fatigue.

While fighting one of her many arch enemies Tranist was blasted by a powerful laser, meant to negate her special abilities.  It didn’t work, or at least it didn’t work perfectly.

What it did do is alter Transit’s default setting, her base form was scrambled, but her abilities remained perfectly under her control.  It’s just that when she’s relaxed, when she’s at ease and not thinking, she’s stuck in this new state.

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Super 28 – Splash

Right place, wrong time.

Right place, wrong time.

Gina always made sure to hydrate whenever she worked out, but she never planned on becoming a supersaturate herself.  She just happened to be in the right place at the wrong time.

Standing under a dripping air conditioner – outside a secret government testing facility – after a midday 5K, Gina was exposed to a substance called Splash 3X.

Splash 3X was meant to be the newest and greatest Energy Drink. (the government having realized that there’s no money in governing these days, but tons of money in energy drinks) Only problem was Splash 3X kept turning it’s mouse subjects into puddles.

So they discontinued the study and placed the remaining Splash 3X in a secure location… the bottom right hand side of the shelf in the janitors closet, behind the bleach where no one would look.

It sat there, very secure actually, until someone did eventually look and not knowing what it was, just set it on a window sill and forgot about it.  It evaporated and was pulled through the buildings air conditioning system, where it recondensed and dripped onto Gina.

Now Gina is Splash and she can liquify at any time.  It’s difficult to hold shape sometimes and to keep that hair orange, but it’s worth it.  In her opinion.

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Super 27 – Law-Bot

Fastest gun in the West.

Fastest gun in the West.

After Edison made his mistake and Cat Dastardly made his villainous appearance on the criminal scene, old Tommy Boy set about setting things right.

He built LawMachine, which was terribly buggy and needed to be shut down.  Then came Cop-Bot, which self destructed on its maiden mission.  There were four or five other prototypes before finally, using some tech he didn’t fully understand – which he’d borrowed from an associate – Edison got it right.

Law-Bot is a straight shooting, law enforcing, good Samaritan, who works diligently – if not always effectively – at thwarting Cat Dastadly’s evil plans and keeping the people of the world safe and secure.

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Super 26 – Magic Marge

It's all about location, location, location.

It’s all about location, location, location.

On Mondays, Tuesday afternoons, and Thursdays in the morning, Marge is Sheboygan’s #1 Realtor.  She’s adept at matching the right person, to the right house, at the right time.

But when she’s not in the office, she’s out exploring the wonders of the universe and pushing the limits of her magical powers because Marge isn’t just Sheboygan’s #1 Realtor, she also a Sorceress Supreme. The day job just helps to pay the mortgage.

So if you’re in the market for a nice 3 bedroom ranch, a quaint tudor revival, or just looking for someone to un-leprechaun your leper colony, then Magic Marge is the woman for you.

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Super 25 – Cat Dastardly

The robot is tough, the cats even tougher.

The robot is tough, the cats even tougher.

Before becoming the foremost villain of his era, Cat Dastardly was a dirty kitten living in the alley behind Menlo Park.

His formative years were spent being kicked out of nice Italian restaurants, having firecrackers tossed at him by naughty school children, and sleeping in garbage cans.

He took each of these insults to heart.

But how could Edison have known, when he selected this particular gray stray as the subject for his latest experiment, the true nature of the beast.  The pure blackness of his grey heart.

Had Tom only known surely he would’ve picked that haggard looking tabby that wouldn’t stop rubbing up against his leg instead and the world would have been spared the furry – sorry fury – of Cat Dastardly!

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Super 24 – Biclops

This is my club. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This is my club. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Biclops was born a triclops, into a family of cyclopes.  It was hard for him growing up.  He didn’t fit in anywhere until a camping accident, with a smores stick, took his third eye.

Now just a biclops, he knew he could finally live among the mortals without ridicule.  So he changed his name, to Biclops of course, packed his club, and ran away from home.

But having grown up with a family of cyclopes, he didn’t realize that normal people aren’t 12 foot tall.  He ended up working for the circus, after telephone pole installer fell through.

Now he’s doing his best to make ends meet and to try and procure some unicorn meat… turns out it’s really hard to come by when living with the mortals.

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Super 23 – Miss Conception

You're due for a beating.

You’re due for a beating.

It would be a misconception to believe that Miss Conception’s name is Miss Conception because she’s pregnant.  She’s named Miss Conception because she has the ability to manipulate the thought process of the people around her.

So if you suddenly have the strange notion that maybe you shouldn’t be robbing the bank you’re already in the process of robbing, you might be under the spell of Miss Conception.

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Super 22- Restore

Restore

I got your back up

Restore is a member of BIOS and the guy you want when things go terribly wrong. The cool thing about being a sentient program is that when you get deleted that doesn’t necessarily mean the end. Restore is the guy who will find your save point and bring you back. He can’t always guarantee all of your memories, but he’ll save you from being wiped. There are rumors that he’s been working with Feedback to find earlier save points for the members of Malware so that he can bring them back into the team.

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