You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle.

Posted on August 31, 2015 by doodlehoose
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head.

You got all kinds of learnin’ and you made me look the fool without tryin’, and yet here I am with a gun to your head.

Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

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3 Responses to You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle.

  1. Matt says:
    August 31, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle. I really like the floral bonnet one, but why wasn’t Zoey in the dress… tactics.

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  2. lorihoose says:
    September 1, 2015 at 1:38 pm

    HILARIOUS!!! I just LOVE this series!!! Great job, Rob.

    Reply

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