WHAT IF… instead of biting a sixteen year old science guy, that spider had chomped down on a powerful publishing tycoon, J. Jonah Jameson?
Without Parker’s brain, there’d be no webfluid… and with Jameson’s love of the limelight… no reason for a mask! Thus is born THE BUGLE!
Complete with a costume that harkens back to the days of Cap, when lil’ Jonah would’ve been extra impressionable.
Stop the presses I’m going to need a full page spread in each section of me and I want the presses running again before I’m finished beating up this schlub!
PARKER!!!! I need more pictures of ME!!!