Oh please. You call yourself a survivor? Caesar would have seen through that lie in a moment.
Copious Maximus was born to a pair of successful hedonists. He rose through the ranks of Imperial Rome to command a legion and was sent on a quest to find the fountain of youth. Copious succeeded in finding the fountain, but instead of returning it to Rome he ate it.
Granted immortality, immunity to injury or disease and the vitality of youth Copious has dedicated his life to enjoying himself as much as he can. He loves reality television, and long term investments.
He’s the founder and CEO of Haliburton