Super 35- Copious Maximus

Oh please. You call yourself a survivor? Caesar would have seen through that lie in a moment.

Oh please. You call yourself a survivor? Caesar would have seen through that lie in a moment.

Copious Maximus was born to a pair of successful hedonists. He rose through the ranks of Imperial Rome to command a legion and was sent on a quest to find the fountain of youth. Copious succeeded in finding the fountain, but instead of returning it to Rome he ate it.

Granted immortality, immunity to injury or disease and the vitality of youth Copious has dedicated his life to enjoying himself as much as he can. He loves reality television, and long term investments.

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Super 34- Alura

Victorian Mermaid

Sophisticated and intelligent Alura saw Victorian London and wanted to be part of that world. Without a sea witch in the vicinity to give her legs she took matters into her own webs. Using her singing talents and personal charms Alura convinced a ship builder to find the parts that she needed to assemble an amphibious machine. She sang him the steps to build it as a way that they could be together. He was more than happy to oblige and was absolutely giddy when she opened the hatch so that he could give her a kiss.

Well it turns out the device is also capable of allowing a citizen of the sea to walk on land. Unfortunately it only has the capacity for one occupant.

Alura made quite a splash in Victorian society and was fiercely sought after to sing in all the most popular salons.

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Super 33- Not Yeti

Not Yeti

NOOOOOOOT YEEEEEET!

Great great great great grandson of Charles Darwin, Chuck was known for his level head and flexibility. He was voted by his classmates as, “Most Likely To Adapt” both in high school and college. As a zen master of the moment Chuck was unperturbed when his families flight to Alaska from Alabama was canceled, nor when the FDA shut down flights for two days. He was unruffled when the RV rental was snatched out from under him and his family of six hopped into a barely big enough sedan with their luggage in tow. He didn’t fret when they lost the roof pod in Ohio, nor did he worry when the car sick kids filled up the back seat with what once was cotton candy- that’s what car washes are for.

Chuck was relaxed when the Canadian Border patrol required a strip search and scolded him for the burdock that he had accidentally carried with him in his sock. It wasn’t any of those things that finally brought Chuck to the point of no return. In fact family members and witnesses believe the moment came when entering the Northwest Territories a tree fell on the hood of the car and the children managed to ask, “Are we there yet?” the six millionth time.

Chuck is often seen by loggers and very rarely by a tourist (who goes to the Northwest Territories to tour?) running through the forests of Canada screaming, “Not Yet!” His rare

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Super 32- Ennui

A Super That doesn't Care

Meh

Ennui is perhaps the most difficult super to really get to know, although you’ve probably felt her presence. She may be French or American, or even Canadian. She’s either in her mid-twenties or her late twenties, or her early twenties or thirties, but she certainly hasn’t changed in appearance for as long she’s been recorded. Her powers appear to be the ability to make people who are near her- or focus on her- to stop caring about anything. This power even extends to anyone who concentrates on her too long, and I don’t know why I bother even writing these thi

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Super 31- Sponge The Absorber

Sponge

Sponge was born during a rare lunar eclipse to a Presbyterian Minister/Carnival Owner and a brilliant physicist in front of the fortune telling machine at the fair. Everyone expected him to be different, but no one expected how different. Being a world-renowned expert on dark matter (and having handled some while she was pregnant), Sponge’s mother was the first to note that her baby seemed to form a sort of black hole that absorbed all electromagnetic radiation as well as sound waves, scent- well really everything. His father gave him the name Sponge The Absorber because it’s hard for a showman not to be a little over the top.

Sponge’s family learned to communicate with him using a sort of shadow puppet sign language and it quickly became apparent that he absorbed wisdom, knowledge and memories as quickly (and permanently) as he did everything else. Sponge has learned to control his power, but when he loses concentration he does tend to suck up things that are too close.

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Super 30- Meta

Super  Hero

I see you there sugar.

Today’s super is Meta. She’s got an exoskeleton that fits into an exoskeleton that fits into an exoskeleton, that fits into an exoskeleton, that fit’s into an exoskeleton, and some say that she has another exoskeleton that that one fits into to. She is super intelligent and resourceful and she is the only Super that has figured out that she is the creation of a high school teacher. She uses this knowledge to her advantage and whenever she gets into a pinch just changes the rules. It’s a good thing that she has a sweet nature and loves goodness.

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Super 29 – Transit

Don't make that face, it'll freeze that way.

Don’t make that face, it’ll freeze that way.

Transit, short for Transition, is a shape changing Superhero who can alter her form, and color, even her mass. However she can’t hold an altered state for longer then a few hours without intense concentration and some major physical fatigue.

While fighting one of her many arch enemies Tranist was blasted by a powerful laser, meant to negate her special abilities.  It didn’t work, or at least it didn’t work perfectly.

What it did do is alter Transit’s default setting, her base form was scrambled, but her abilities remained perfectly under her control.  It’s just that when she’s relaxed, when she’s at ease and not thinking, she’s stuck in this new state.

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Super 28 – Splash

Right place, wrong time.

Right place, wrong time.

Gina always made sure to hydrate whenever she worked out, but she never planned on becoming a supersaturate herself.  She just happened to be in the right place at the wrong time.

Standing under a dripping air conditioner – outside a secret government testing facility – after a midday 5K, Gina was exposed to a substance called Splash 3X.

Splash 3X was meant to be the newest and greatest Energy Drink. (the government having realized that there’s no money in governing these days, but tons of money in energy drinks) Only problem was Splash 3X kept turning it’s mouse subjects into puddles.

So they discontinued the study and placed the remaining Splash 3X in a secure location… the bottom right hand side of the shelf in the janitors closet, behind the bleach where no one would look.

It sat there, very secure actually, until someone did eventually look and not knowing what it was, just set it on a window sill and forgot about it.  It evaporated and was pulled through the buildings air conditioning system, where it recondensed and dripped onto Gina.

Now Gina is Splash and she can liquify at any time.  It’s difficult to hold shape sometimes and to keep that hair orange, but it’s worth it.  In her opinion.

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Super 27 – Law-Bot

Fastest gun in the West.

Fastest gun in the West.

After Edison made his mistake and Cat Dastardly made his villainous appearance on the criminal scene, old Tommy Boy set about setting things right.

He built LawMachine, which was terribly buggy and needed to be shut down.  Then came Cop-Bot, which self destructed on its maiden mission.  There were four or five other prototypes before finally, using some tech he didn’t fully understand – which he’d borrowed from an associate – Edison got it right.

Law-Bot is a straight shooting, law enforcing, good Samaritan, who works diligently – if not always effectively – at thwarting Cat Dastadly’s evil plans and keeping the people of the world safe and secure.

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Super 26 – Magic Marge

It's all about location, location, location.

It’s all about location, location, location.

On Mondays, Tuesday afternoons, and Thursdays in the morning, Marge is Sheboygan’s #1 Realtor.  She’s adept at matching the right person, to the right house, at the right time.

But when she’s not in the office, she’s out exploring the wonders of the universe and pushing the limits of her magical powers because Marge isn’t just Sheboygan’s #1 Realtor, she also a Sorceress Supreme. The day job just helps to pay the mortgage.

So if you’re in the market for a nice 3 bedroom ranch, a quaint tudor revival, or just looking for someone to un-leprechaun your leper colony, then Magic Marge is the woman for you.

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