More Mittens

5 Responses to More Mittens

1. Mr. Hoose says:

   February 14, 2014 at 10:38 am

   Sgt. Mittens killed 36 enemy agents with a grenade, and then he pulled the pin.

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2. Matt says:

   February 14, 2014 at 12:33 pm

   Sgt. Mittens captured 327 enemy soldiers, simply by grunting his name into a bullhorn.

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   • Mr. Hoose says:

     February 14, 2014 at 12:58 pm

     The grunting also incapacitated 75 other soldiers with fear.

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3. Matt says:

   February 14, 2014 at 4:54 pm

   And caused a teacup pig to pee himself.

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   • Doodlehoose One says:

     February 14, 2014 at 8:19 pm

     twice

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