Doodlehoose

Which isn’t what I was going for, but also sorta works…

WHAT IF… instead of biting a sixteen year old science guy, that spider had chomped down on a powerful publishing tycoon, J. Jonah Jameson?

Without Parker’s brain, there’d be no webfluid… and with Jameson’s love of the limelight… no reason for a mask! Thus is born THE BUGLE!

Complete with a costume that harkens back to the days of Cap, when lil’ Jonah would’ve been extra impressionable.