Super 27 – Law-Bot

Posted on July 26, 2013 by doodlehoose
Fastest gun in the West.

Fastest gun in the West.

After Edison made his mistake and Cat Dastardly made his villainous appearance on the criminal scene, old Tommy Boy set about setting things right.

He built LawMachine, which was terribly buggy and needed to be shut down.  Then came Cop-Bot, which self destructed on its maiden mission.  There were four or five other prototypes before finally, using some tech he didn’t fully understand – which he’d borrowed from an associate – Edison got it right.

Law-Bot is a straight shooting, law enforcing, good Samaritan, who works diligently – if not always effectively – at thwarting Cat Dastadly’s evil plans and keeping the people of the world safe and secure.

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Super 26 – Magic Marge

Posted on July 25, 2013 by doodlehoose
It's all about location, location, location.

It’s all about location, location, location.

On Mondays, Tuesday afternoons, and Thursdays in the morning, Marge is Sheboygan’s #1 Realtor.  She’s adept at matching the right person, to the right house, at the right time.

But when she’s not in the office, she’s out exploring the wonders of the universe and pushing the limits of her magical powers because Marge isn’t just Sheboygan’s #1 Realtor, she also a Sorceress Supreme. The day job just helps to pay the mortgage.

So if you’re in the market for a nice 3 bedroom ranch, a quaint tudor revival, or just looking for someone to un-leprechaun your leper colony, then Magic Marge is the woman for you.

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Super 25 – Cat Dastardly

Posted on July 24, 2013 by doodlehoose
The robot is tough, the cats even tougher.

The robot is tough, the cats even tougher.

Before becoming the foremost villain of his era, Cat Dastardly was a dirty kitten living in the alley behind Menlo Park.

His formative years were spent being kicked out of nice Italian restaurants, having firecrackers tossed at him by naughty school children, and sleeping in garbage cans.

He took each of these insults to heart.

But how could Edison have known, when he selected this particular gray stray as the subject for his latest experiment, the true nature of the beast.  The pure blackness of his grey heart.

Had Tom only known surely he would’ve picked that haggard looking tabby that wouldn’t stop rubbing up against his leg instead and the world would have been spared the furry – sorry fury – of Cat Dastardly!

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Super 24 – Biclops

Posted on July 23, 2013 by doodlehoose
This is my club. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This is my club. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Biclops was born a triclops, into a family of cyclopes.  It was hard for him growing up.  He didn’t fit in anywhere until a camping accident, with a smores stick, took his third eye.

Now just a biclops, he knew he could finally live among the mortals without ridicule.  So he changed his name, to Biclops of course, packed his club, and ran away from home.

But having grown up with a family of cyclopes, he didn’t realize that normal people aren’t 12 foot tall.  He ended up working for the circus, after telephone pole installer fell through.

Now he’s doing his best to make ends meet and to try and procure some unicorn meat… turns out it’s really hard to come by when living with the mortals.

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Super 23 – Miss Conception

Posted on July 22, 2013 by doodlehoose
You're due for a beating.

You’re due for a beating.

It would be a misconception to believe that Miss Conception’s name is Miss Conception because she’s pregnant.  She’s named Miss Conception because she has the ability to manipulate the thought process of the people around her.

So if you suddenly have the strange notion that maybe you shouldn’t be robbing the bank you’re already in the process of robbing, you might be under the spell of Miss Conception.

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Super 22- Restore

Posted on July 21, 2013 by doodlehoose
Restore

I got your back up

Restore is a member of BIOS and the guy you want when things go terribly wrong. The cool thing about being a sentient program is that when you get deleted that doesn’t necessarily mean the end. Restore is the guy who will find your save point and bring you back. He can’t always guarantee all of your memories, but he’ll save you from being wiped. There are rumors that he’s been working with Feedback to find earlier save points for the members of Malware so that he can bring them back into the team.

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Super 21- Surge

Posted on July 20, 2013 by doodlehoose
Surge small

I was into that band before that band was a band

Surge would be the leader of Malware if they allowed anyone to claim that title, but they won’t. He’s super fast and able to process data almost before he’s collected it. When he sets his mind to it he can crash almost any system by overloading them with requesting and then breaking through their defenses.

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Super 20- Power Up

Posted on July 19, 2013 by doodlehoose
Power Up small

Stop doing that evil evil doer

As leader of BIOS, Power Up is a classic super hero. He’s the guy that isn’t even a guy, but does the right thing because it’s right. He doesn’t have any angst or second thoughts about facing off against Malware because they are bad guys and he’s a good guy. He’s powerful, courageous and everything a man should be- except he’s a program.

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Super 19- Breaker

Posted on July 18, 2013 by doodlehoose
Breaker Small

Like the surf crashing against the beach

Breaker is another member of Malware. He was close friends with Power Up and worked to keep the systems safe against power surges or viruses by shutting them down in time. He quit BIOS when a user blew away his brother Fuse, and he has been locked in deadly combat with Power Up ever since.

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Super 18- Feedback

Posted on July 17, 2013 by doodlehoose
Feedback small

I’m listening

Feedback is the heart and soul of BIOS. She and Power Up are what you might call an item. She forms the link between the user and the programs. She is always glad to see you, always a good listener and knows just what to say. While Power Up would delete all of the Malware programs, Feedback would like to help them come back into the fold.

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